Life quote 03/22/2010
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.. 1 Comment Don't go crazy!:P 03/17/2010
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles." Same shit diferent day 03/16/2010
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Today's quote 03/15/2010
"Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back." :D Murphy's law 03/14/2010
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. If your looking for more than one thing, you'll find the most important one last Today's quote! 03/13/2010
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz "I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you." | GrasudincriptaI do the cha-cha like a sissy girl:d ArchivesCategories |
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